... why the fuck did my brother take Sasuke for drinks in London nightclubs, and why did Sasuke's face slowly change into Shaun's? And what the hell was up with Vash saving young kids from a train bound from London to Southampton?? AND WHY THE HELL WERE ZORN AND THORN, THE JESTERS FROM FINAL FANTASY IX, CHOPPING THE TREES FROM MY APARTMENT BLOCK'S BACKYARD WITH CHISELS?????! WTF?!
... this was my dream, by the way. Dun get confused.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 11:46 AM
Monday, June 29, 2009 10:10 PM
Lmfao @ Pasila again tonight. Fuck I have to buy the season 1 on DVD.... hope season 2 is out soon too xDD
"This book has no text or pictures in it... Interesting, the author's thrown the ball to the reader... Balls readers, readers are human... humans and balls, humans, exciting... balls and humans are exciting... mmyes, so very, exciting, balls..." ---> "this book has thrown balls at me!!!"
omfg. Cannot stop laughing.
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Here's a story for you. It's an epic adventure with me and Anth. Who's awesomesauce.
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It was a bright and sunny day in Kumbyland. People were talking about... I forgot what. But they were having a nice chat. Enter Rie. She sat down and was content with just watching. Enter Anth, who comes sit with her with popcorn. When suddenly...
.. there grows a huge popcorn mountain out of the ground, with Anth sitting on top. Yes, Anth owns a huge massive fucking BIG popcorn mountain.
And you know what... Rie likes popcorn. So she goes and tries to steal some.
Let the adventure begin...
bigganth (03:26:48 PM): Stop Stealing my popcorn!!!!
bigganth (03:26:50 PM): -Bite-
omgitsrie (03:27:08 PM): ;___; Butbutbut
omgitsrie (03:27:15 PM): -bites back-
bigganth (03:28:16 PM): :O
bigganth (03:28:20 PM): You bit me!
bigganth (03:28:24 PM): -Bites and pokes-!
omgitsrie (03:28:52 PM): You started ittttttt D: -ductapes to a tree- Ha. >D POPCORN! -noms-
bigganth (03:29:21 PM): Waaaa -Squirms- x.o Fine! -Poofs behind you and glomps- MINE!!!!!
omgitsrie (03:30:30 PM): EEEEEEEEP! x_x -gets glomped- -wriggles- Rietard wants popcoooorrrrnnn ;__; -cryface-
bigganth (03:30:45 PM): Awww
bigganth (03:30:47 PM): Hmm
bigganth (03:30:52 PM): -Gives a bag of popcorn-
bigganth (03:30:54 PM): Here!
omgitsrie (03:31:46 PM): ... -takes- ... -looks inside- ... -looks at you- ... a bag? A BAG?! -points to mountain- You have a mountain, and I GET A BAG???! D:
bigganth (03:32:49 PM): YES!!! for now!
bigganth (03:32:55 PM): If your good you get more!
omgitsrie (03:33:25 PM): -immediately sits dwn on the ground with a sweet expression, holding the bag tightly to her chest- I'll be good. ;3;
bigganth (03:33:50 PM): Aww lol cute but you dont get more till ur done!
omgitsrie (03:34:55 PM): -mutter-iwantedtobuildmyownmountain-mutter- ... -looks up at you- You just dun want me to have a mountain, do ya? D:
bigganth (03:36:02 PM): -Nods- :D My Mountain! I don't know how you can have it but I'll tell you a secret... my mountain never dries up! There popcorn for ever!
omgitsrie (03:37:03 PM): -round eyes- We-he-heeeeell... then you dun mind if I... TAKE A TRUCKLOAD! >D -snaps fingers, and a truck comes along-
bigganth (03:38:29 PM): -Blows up teh truck- Nu!
bigganth (03:38:30 PM): BAD
bigganth (03:38:33 PM): BAD Rie!
bigganth (03:38:41 PM): -Takes your bag away-
omgitsrie (03:39:49 PM): -cryface tantrum- Rie wants popcooooorrrrrnnn! -stomps foot and crossed arms- You're mean. -digs pockets and noms on a salt stick-
bigganth (03:40:35 PM): Hmph! I told you! BE GOOD! and you try to steal from me after I offered you unlimited popcorn T-T -Ish sad- This is what I get!
omgitsrie (03:41:34 PM): -pout- Butbutbut. Mountain. -points as she finished her salt stick- And... -points to self- .. eaten salt stick. D:
bigganth (03:42:39 PM): Hmm then! How about this! You say sorry for trying to steal my popcorn and I'll share half of it with you!
bigganth (03:42:44 PM): -nod nod-
omgitsrie (03:43:44 PM): ... ... -mutter-Rieissorryfor...tryingtostealAnth'spopcornmountain....-mutter- ... ... -looks up, a gleam of hope in her eyes-
bigganth (03:44:06 PM): Hmmmm... I didn't hear youuu
omgitsrie (03:44:47 PM): T_T
omgitsrie (03:44:48 PM): Okay.
omgitsrie (03:44:52 PM): I'm soryry.
omgitsrie (03:44:54 PM): uhm
omgitsrie (03:44:58 PM): ... sorry xD
bigganth (03:45:44 PM): XD
bigganth (03:45:54 PM): Fine fine you can has some of my popcorn >.>
omgitsrie (03:46:27 PM): -pokes index fingers together- I can? 8DDD -latches onto your foot- Nyaaa~~ Thank youuu x3
bigganth (03:47:01 PM): Yesss you can!
bigganth (03:47:07 PM): But be careful
bigganth (03:47:16 PM): theres a secret batch of marshmellow in the middle
omgitsrie (03:47:44 PM): -she's already diving into the popcorn- !!! -falls flat on her face- Marshmellow?? D:
bigganth (03:47:55 PM): Yes
bigganth (03:47:57 PM): they are evul
bigganth (03:48:04 PM): and the guardians of the secret treasure
bigganth (03:48:08 PM): within the mountain
omgitsrie (03:48:37 PM): Guardians? TREASURE? *w*
omgitsrie (03:48:41 PM): -wants-
bigganth (03:48:59 PM): Psst I already found it
bigganth (03:49:06 PM): but theres another treasure
bigganth (03:49:16 PM): the marshmallows are tough tho
bigganth (03:49:17 PM): !
omgitsrie (03:49:43 PM): D: Ohnoessssss. -pouts- Ne ne, what kinda treasure is it? >D
bigganth (03:50:35 PM): I dont know! The first treasure was quite nice :P
bigganth (03:50:49 PM): it becomes the first thing you think of when you touch it
omgitsrie (03:51:05 PM): O__O That kinda treasure could be dangerous...
bigganth (03:51:46 PM): I know!
bigganth (03:51:52 PM): luckily for me
bigganth (03:51:55 PM): i was hungry at the time
bigganth (03:52:01 PM): and got this mountain of unlimited popcorn
bigganth (03:52:04 PM): :D
omgitsrie (03:52:44 PM): -is worried about the possibility of her finding same kinda treasure- Oh, but think about the chances you missed.. o.o
omgitsrie (03:52:54 PM): I mean...
omgitsrie (03:53:02 PM): A mountain of popcorn... it's nice..
omgitsrie (03:53:05 PM): .. but...
omgitsrie (03:53:22 PM): ... it could've been, like... a pile of Mudkips.
bigganth (03:53:35 PM): I was hungry at the time
bigganth (03:53:35 PM): D:
bigganth (03:53:38 PM): 4 days with no food
bigganth (03:53:42 PM): and i smelt popcorn
omgitsrie (03:54:18 PM): Dayuummmm. Okay, okay... so considering, it was a good use of the treasure...
omgitsrie (03:54:21 PM): ... I think..
bigganth (03:55:23 PM): Well now i can offer popcorn to all my hungry friends!
bigganth (03:55:29 PM): So i think its pretty good
omgitsrie (03:55:50 PM): I'm just worried about the marshmellows...
bigganth (03:56:11 PM): I can help fight them off if you wish to risk both our livesfor your 1 wish
omgitsrie (03:57:48 PM): ... when you put it that way.... -takes out her sporks- Let's gooooo >DD
bigganth (04:01:58 PM): Waaa!
bigganth (04:02:05 PM): Alright! - Brings a torch- o.o
bigganth (04:02:10 PM): Fire is their weakness
bigganth (04:02:12 PM): they melt!
omgitsrie (04:03:50 PM): But... we will damage the popcorn with that torch... D; Not to mention my hairspray-covered hair WILL catch fire. -is highly flammable-
bigganth (04:04:08 PM): But then if we go in without fire
bigganth (04:04:15 PM): it will be a lot more dangerous
omgitsrie (04:04:39 PM): Okay. I have a plan.
omgitsrie (04:05:11 PM): You go in, torch the marshmellows, grab my treasure, and deliver it safely to me whilst I nom on this popcorn. 8D
bigganth (04:05:21 PM): But but once i touch the treasure
bigganth (04:05:25 PM): my wish will come true!
omgitsrie (04:05:37 PM): ... Fudge.
omgitsrie (04:05:38 PM): Hmm.
omgitsrie (04:05:41 PM): -thinks-
bigganth (04:05:54 PM): Well... lets do it like this
omgitsrie (04:05:57 PM): Here. -gives a pair of mahoosive tweezers-
omgitsrie (04:06:01 PM): Use them.
bigganth (04:06:07 PM): no!
bigganth (04:06:08 PM): I shall
bigganth (04:06:11 PM): distract them
bigganth (04:06:14 PM): long enough
bigganth (04:06:15 PM): for you
bigganth (04:06:20 PM): to get the treasure
bigganth (04:06:25 PM): be swift!
omgitsrie (04:06:28 PM): But the fireeee D:
bigganth (04:06:42 PM): -throws torch away and run intho the mountain-
bigganth (04:06:46 PM): Goodluck!
omgitsrie (04:06:49 PM): O__O
omgitsrie (04:06:54 PM): -follows- Damn you.. -mutters-
bigganth (04:07:04 PM): -Is swarmed by the marshmallows-
bigganth (04:07:09 PM): Argh.... GO!
bigganth (04:07:17 PM): the treasure shouldnt be that deep in!
omgitsrie (04:07:28 PM): -freezes as she sees marshmellows- Andyyyyy~~~D: -watches in horror-
bigganth (04:07:52 PM): -Tries to fight them off- ugh.. Ah! ... Run! Rie! RUNNN
omgitsrie (04:08:07 PM): I.. I... FUDGE! -throws sporks at the marshmellows before running- Andy, you better survive dammit!
bigganth (04:08:43 PM): -Crushes some mallows before he's jumped by more and falls to the ground- I'll .. be fine... get your wish!
omgitsrie (04:09:38 PM): -runs to the treasure, one last spork in a tight grab- ... uhm uhm... -grabs the treasure, and at the same time has a picture of herself and you safely outside-
bigganth (04:10:17 PM): -Poofs outside the mountain badly beaten- o.x
bigganth (04:10:35 PM): -Struggles to get up-...
omgitsrie (04:10:40 PM): -falls flat on her face- ...
omgitsrie (04:10:44 PM): -looks up-
omgitsrie (04:10:58 PM): Anth ;_;
bigganth (04:10:59 PM): Rie... are you.. okay -Coughs-
bigganth (04:11:28 PM): Did you... get your wish?
omgitsrie (04:11:46 PM): -throws the spork away and crawls to you- I'm alright... but... you... and the wish... I... >.<
bigganth (04:12:40 PM): -Notices a little box under rie before he colapses fomr the beating-
bigganth (04:12:46 PM): Rie....
omgitsrie (04:13:13 PM): -stares at you, marshmellow pieces falling from her hair-
bigganth (04:13:56 PM): -He layed there breathign heavily-
omgitsrie (04:14:47 PM): -places a hand on your shoulder, too worried not to notice the box- Anth... -is at a loss- ... dammit... D:
omgitsrie (04:15:00 PM): ... *to notice
bigganth (04:15:35 PM): -His eyes open slightly- Rie..
bigganth (04:15:53 PM): The box... rie...
bigganth (04:16:28 PM): I'm.. okay. I just need to rest..
omgitsrie (04:17:00 PM): -her eyes grow round- Box? Anth, box?? -looks wildly around and sees the box- That box, Anth?? -reaches for it-
bigganth (04:17:40 PM): -he nods-
bigganth (04:17:45 PM): Yes, yur wish
bigganth (04:17:46 PM): ..
omgitsrie (04:18:07 PM): -she grabs the box, hands trembling-
bigganth (04:18:35 PM): Now, think of what you want, anthing in the world
bigganth (04:18:40 PM): it can be yours rie
bigganth (04:18:53 PM): -He smiles from his beaten face-
omgitsrie (04:19:17 PM): -she looks at you, then at the box, and at you again, returning the smile, though shakily- ... ... anything...
omgitsrie (04:19:22 PM): -closes her eyes-
bigganth (04:19:49 PM): -Closes his eyes and rests-
bigganth (04:19:55 PM): We did it..
omgitsrie (04:21:16 PM): Anth... -with a deep sigh, she places a hand on the box before opening it- ... ... ... Uhm.... -drops the box as she feels the ground trembling-
bigganth (04:21:59 PM): -His eyes open wide- Wa.. Whats happening! This didnt happen with my wish
omgitsrie (04:22:09 PM): Aaaaanth~~ -from the ground, white blobs start to form, slowly piling up and forming a mountain-
omgitsrie (04:22:15 PM): O__o
bigganth (04:22:25 PM): What did you wish for Rie rie
bigganth (04:22:33 PM): -He pulls her behind him-
omgitsrie (04:22:53 PM): -stares at the giggling mountain- Uhm... I... all I kept thinking was how those marshmellows beat you up and...
bigganth (04:23:25 PM): Stand back rie...
omgitsrie (04:23:39 PM): -grabs your shoulders- Whatcha gonna do..?
bigganth (04:23:43 PM): -He pulls out a bottle of flamable liquid-
omgitsrie (04:23:49 PM): Oh crap.
omgitsrie (04:23:55 PM): -backs away-
bigganth (04:24:04 PM): -Grabs the torch-
omgitsrie (04:24:13 PM): This ain't gonna be pretty...
bigganth (04:24:15 PM): Sorry rie.... this is goodbye...
omgitsrie (04:24:22 PM): ANTH??? O.O
bigganth (04:24:33 PM): -Runs towars the blob bringing the flammable liquid cloer to the flame-
omgitsrie (04:24:49 PM): Anth!! -runs towards you and the mountain-
bigganth (04:24:53 PM): >< RUN RIE NOW!
omgitsrie (04:25:00 PM): Nooooo! D:
bigganth (04:25:16 PM): -Runs into the blob and lights the bottle- ...
bigganth (04:26:01 PM): -A huge explosion melts al lthe goo into liquid-
omgitsrie (04:26:26 PM): -watches in horror, her eyes wide and her voice lost-
bigganth (04:27:10 PM): -He layed there covered in burnt goo and blood, his body badly burned... beraly alive-
omgitsrie (04:27:52 PM): -watching the liquid fly high up, and then rain down, she finally gets her legs to move, and runs to you, tears streaming down her face-
omgitsrie (04:28:02 PM): -falls on her knees next to you- Anth!
bigganth (04:29:04 PM): -His hand slowly reaches over to rie-...Rie...safe...
omgitsrie (04:29:56 PM): -gently she places a hand on your cheek- ... ... -then, a thought occurs to her, and she looks around wildly before looking down at you again- ... Anth... Anth, the box... shouldn't there be another box??? -her voice trembles, full of panic-
bigganth (04:31:52 PM): -His breathing low, laying there lifeless he doesn't make a souns-
bigganth (04:31:56 PM): sound*
omgitsrie (04:35:32 PM): -biting down on her lower lip, she shuts her eyes tightly for a moment- Hold on, Anth... -opening them again, she gets to her feet and runs towards the center of the now liquid mountain, grabbing the last spork as she goes- . there must be a box.. must... -panting, she wades through the burning goo, her eyes fixed on the little bump in the middle of it. sporking her way through, she digs through it until the spork hits something- ... !
bigganth (04:36:20 PM): -He flinches in pain and coughs up blood...-
omgitsrie (04:38:29 PM): ... -tossing the spork aside, the digs a box out with her hands, her eyes shining with hope. her ears catching your cough, she bites her lip again, and this time sure of her wish, opens the box- Let it work... -a cliched sphere of light encloses the area within itself, and as it fades, with nearly blinded eyes she looks towards you- Did it... the injuries... -with an effort, she returns to you, the box crumbling in her hands-
bigganth (04:39:54 PM): -His eyes opened up to a bright light and ries face- uhhh.. what happened..
omgitsrie (04:40:45 PM): -a smile breaks on her face- Anth.. how're you feeling...? -she places a hand on your cheek, worry playing across her features-
bigganth (04:41:54 PM): - He slowly pulls himself up holding onto rie- I'm... I;m fine! How did you...
bigganth (04:43:23 PM): All I remember was a blast >< and then seeing you...
omgitsrie (04:43:42 PM): -her head jerks downward, a hand shooting to her chest and a sigh of relief escapes her as she looks up again- The box... there was another box, Anth! -she grabs your arm- I just.. I wished that you'd be okay again, and then there was a bright light and the liquid burnt and and.. -gasping for breath-
bigganth (04:45:44 PM): Another box?! but..how.. -He pulls Rie closer and places her head on his chest- Well it doesn't matter now.. it's finally over, everything is alright. -He whispers to rie- Thank you...
omgitsrie (04:47:20 PM): -starts to tremble as she grabs a hold of your shirt- I don't know... I was just... so worried and... -she tries to level her breath-
bigganth (04:48:55 PM): -He gently rubs her back- It okay Rie just rest now... I'm not going anywhere...
omgitsrie (04:49:56 PM): -lets out a sigh and closes her eyes- Glad you're okay..
bigganth (04:51:35 PM): -He leans close to her and gives a little kisson the cheek- You can have as much popcorn as you like
omgitsrie (04:52:42 PM): -blushes as she looks at you-
bigganth (04:54:15 PM): -He smiles and hugs Rie tightly-
omgitsrie (04:54:38 PM): -smiles back, relieved as she returns the hug-
And so, the marshmellow mountain was defeated, Anth didn't die, Rie's hair didn't set on fire, and we beat those goddamn marshmellows inside the popcorn mountain, which is now safe to dive into.
All's well that ends well.
... or is it?
-a sniggering white blob hops along the street into the sunset-
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Yes.
-cough-
In other news, I've been pushed, pulled, dragged, stretched and raped in every direction today in the Kumby chat. xD Ah dearie me.
"Kaikki lääkkeet on ihan shaissea, jumalauta!"
(all medication/drugs are shite, FFS!"
x
"This book has no text or pictures in it... Interesting, the author's thrown the ball to the reader... Balls readers, readers are human... humans and balls, humans, exciting... balls and humans are exciting... mmyes, so very, exciting, balls..." ---> "this book has thrown balls at me!!!"
omfg. Cannot stop laughing.
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Here's a story for you. It's an epic adventure with me and Anth. Who's awesomesauce.
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It was a bright and sunny day in Kumbyland. People were talking about... I forgot what. But they were having a nice chat. Enter Rie. She sat down and was content with just watching. Enter Anth, who comes sit with her with popcorn. When suddenly...
.. there grows a huge popcorn mountain out of the ground, with Anth sitting on top. Yes, Anth owns a huge massive fucking BIG popcorn mountain.
And you know what... Rie likes popcorn. So she goes and tries to steal some.
Let the adventure begin...
bigganth (03:26:48 PM): Stop Stealing my popcorn!!!!
bigganth (03:26:50 PM): -Bite-
omgitsrie (03:27:08 PM): ;___; Butbutbut
omgitsrie (03:27:15 PM): -bites back-
bigganth (03:28:16 PM): :O
bigganth (03:28:20 PM): You bit me!
bigganth (03:28:24 PM): -Bites and pokes-!
omgitsrie (03:28:52 PM): You started ittttttt D: -ductapes to a tree- Ha. >D POPCORN! -noms-
bigganth (03:29:21 PM): Waaaa -Squirms- x.o Fine! -Poofs behind you and glomps- MINE!!!!!
omgitsrie (03:30:30 PM): EEEEEEEEP! x_x -gets glomped- -wriggles- Rietard wants popcoooorrrrnnn ;__; -cryface-
bigganth (03:30:45 PM): Awww
bigganth (03:30:47 PM): Hmm
bigganth (03:30:52 PM): -Gives a bag of popcorn-
bigganth (03:30:54 PM): Here!
omgitsrie (03:31:46 PM): ... -takes- ... -looks inside- ... -looks at you- ... a bag? A BAG?! -points to mountain- You have a mountain, and I GET A BAG???! D:
bigganth (03:32:49 PM): YES!!! for now!
bigganth (03:32:55 PM): If your good you get more!
omgitsrie (03:33:25 PM): -immediately sits dwn on the ground with a sweet expression, holding the bag tightly to her chest- I'll be good. ;3;
bigganth (03:33:50 PM): Aww lol cute but you dont get more till ur done!
omgitsrie (03:34:55 PM): -mutter-iwantedtobuildmyownmountain-mutter- ... -looks up at you- You just dun want me to have a mountain, do ya? D:
bigganth (03:36:02 PM): -Nods- :D My Mountain! I don't know how you can have it but I'll tell you a secret... my mountain never dries up! There popcorn for ever!
omgitsrie (03:37:03 PM): -round eyes- We-he-heeeeell... then you dun mind if I... TAKE A TRUCKLOAD! >D -snaps fingers, and a truck comes along-
bigganth (03:38:29 PM): -Blows up teh truck- Nu!
bigganth (03:38:30 PM): BAD
bigganth (03:38:33 PM): BAD Rie!
bigganth (03:38:41 PM): -Takes your bag away-
omgitsrie (03:39:49 PM): -cryface tantrum- Rie wants popcooooorrrrrnnn! -stomps foot and crossed arms- You're mean. -digs pockets and noms on a salt stick-
bigganth (03:40:35 PM): Hmph! I told you! BE GOOD! and you try to steal from me after I offered you unlimited popcorn T-T -Ish sad- This is what I get!
omgitsrie (03:41:34 PM): -pout- Butbutbut. Mountain. -points as she finished her salt stick- And... -points to self- .. eaten salt stick. D:
bigganth (03:42:39 PM): Hmm then! How about this! You say sorry for trying to steal my popcorn and I'll share half of it with you!
bigganth (03:42:44 PM): -nod nod-
omgitsrie (03:43:44 PM): ... ... -mutter-Rieissorryfor...tryingtostealAnth'spopcornmountain....-mutter- ... ... -looks up, a gleam of hope in her eyes-
bigganth (03:44:06 PM): Hmmmm... I didn't hear youuu
omgitsrie (03:44:47 PM): T_T
omgitsrie (03:44:48 PM): Okay.
omgitsrie (03:44:52 PM): I'm soryry.
omgitsrie (03:44:54 PM): uhm
omgitsrie (03:44:58 PM): ... sorry xD
bigganth (03:45:44 PM): XD
bigganth (03:45:54 PM): Fine fine you can has some of my popcorn >.>
omgitsrie (03:46:27 PM): -pokes index fingers together- I can? 8DDD -latches onto your foot- Nyaaa~~ Thank youuu x3
bigganth (03:47:01 PM): Yesss you can!
bigganth (03:47:07 PM): But be careful
bigganth (03:47:16 PM): theres a secret batch of marshmellow in the middle
omgitsrie (03:47:44 PM): -she's already diving into the popcorn- !!! -falls flat on her face- Marshmellow?? D:
bigganth (03:47:55 PM): Yes
bigganth (03:47:57 PM): they are evul
bigganth (03:48:04 PM): and the guardians of the secret treasure
bigganth (03:48:08 PM): within the mountain
omgitsrie (03:48:37 PM): Guardians? TREASURE? *w*
omgitsrie (03:48:41 PM): -wants-
bigganth (03:48:59 PM): Psst I already found it
bigganth (03:49:06 PM): but theres another treasure
bigganth (03:49:16 PM): the marshmallows are tough tho
bigganth (03:49:17 PM): !
omgitsrie (03:49:43 PM): D: Ohnoessssss. -pouts- Ne ne, what kinda treasure is it? >D
bigganth (03:50:35 PM): I dont know! The first treasure was quite nice :P
bigganth (03:50:49 PM): it becomes the first thing you think of when you touch it
omgitsrie (03:51:05 PM): O__O That kinda treasure could be dangerous...
bigganth (03:51:46 PM): I know!
bigganth (03:51:52 PM): luckily for me
bigganth (03:51:55 PM): i was hungry at the time
bigganth (03:52:01 PM): and got this mountain of unlimited popcorn
bigganth (03:52:04 PM): :D
omgitsrie (03:52:44 PM): -is worried about the possibility of her finding same kinda treasure- Oh, but think about the chances you missed.. o.o
omgitsrie (03:52:54 PM): I mean...
omgitsrie (03:53:02 PM): A mountain of popcorn... it's nice..
omgitsrie (03:53:05 PM): .. but...
omgitsrie (03:53:22 PM): ... it could've been, like... a pile of Mudkips.
bigganth (03:53:35 PM): I was hungry at the time
bigganth (03:53:35 PM): D:
bigganth (03:53:38 PM): 4 days with no food
bigganth (03:53:42 PM): and i smelt popcorn
omgitsrie (03:54:18 PM): Dayuummmm. Okay, okay... so considering, it was a good use of the treasure...
omgitsrie (03:54:21 PM): ... I think..
bigganth (03:55:23 PM): Well now i can offer popcorn to all my hungry friends!
bigganth (03:55:29 PM): So i think its pretty good
omgitsrie (03:55:50 PM): I'm just worried about the marshmellows...
bigganth (03:56:11 PM): I can help fight them off if you wish to risk both our livesfor your 1 wish
omgitsrie (03:57:48 PM): ... when you put it that way.... -takes out her sporks- Let's gooooo >DD
bigganth (04:01:58 PM): Waaa!
bigganth (04:02:05 PM): Alright! - Brings a torch- o.o
bigganth (04:02:10 PM): Fire is their weakness
bigganth (04:02:12 PM): they melt!
omgitsrie (04:03:50 PM): But... we will damage the popcorn with that torch... D; Not to mention my hairspray-covered hair WILL catch fire. -is highly flammable-
bigganth (04:04:08 PM): But then if we go in without fire
bigganth (04:04:15 PM): it will be a lot more dangerous
omgitsrie (04:04:39 PM): Okay. I have a plan.
omgitsrie (04:05:11 PM): You go in, torch the marshmellows, grab my treasure, and deliver it safely to me whilst I nom on this popcorn. 8D
bigganth (04:05:21 PM): But but once i touch the treasure
bigganth (04:05:25 PM): my wish will come true!
omgitsrie (04:05:37 PM): ... Fudge.
omgitsrie (04:05:38 PM): Hmm.
omgitsrie (04:05:41 PM): -thinks-
bigganth (04:05:54 PM): Well... lets do it like this
omgitsrie (04:05:57 PM): Here. -gives a pair of mahoosive tweezers-
omgitsrie (04:06:01 PM): Use them.
bigganth (04:06:07 PM): no!
bigganth (04:06:08 PM): I shall
bigganth (04:06:11 PM): distract them
bigganth (04:06:14 PM): long enough
bigganth (04:06:15 PM): for you
bigganth (04:06:20 PM): to get the treasure
bigganth (04:06:25 PM): be swift!
omgitsrie (04:06:28 PM): But the fireeee D:
bigganth (04:06:42 PM): -throws torch away and run intho the mountain-
bigganth (04:06:46 PM): Goodluck!
omgitsrie (04:06:49 PM): O__O
omgitsrie (04:06:54 PM): -follows- Damn you.. -mutters-
bigganth (04:07:04 PM): -Is swarmed by the marshmallows-
bigganth (04:07:09 PM): Argh.... GO!
bigganth (04:07:17 PM): the treasure shouldnt be that deep in!
omgitsrie (04:07:28 PM): -freezes as she sees marshmellows- Andyyyyy~~~D: -watches in horror-
bigganth (04:07:52 PM): -Tries to fight them off- ugh.. Ah! ... Run! Rie! RUNNN
omgitsrie (04:08:07 PM): I.. I... FUDGE! -throws sporks at the marshmellows before running- Andy, you better survive dammit!
bigganth (04:08:43 PM): -Crushes some mallows before he's jumped by more and falls to the ground- I'll .. be fine... get your wish!
omgitsrie (04:09:38 PM): -runs to the treasure, one last spork in a tight grab- ... uhm uhm... -grabs the treasure, and at the same time has a picture of herself and you safely outside-
bigganth (04:10:17 PM): -Poofs outside the mountain badly beaten- o.x
bigganth (04:10:35 PM): -Struggles to get up-...
omgitsrie (04:10:40 PM): -falls flat on her face- ...
omgitsrie (04:10:44 PM): -looks up-
omgitsrie (04:10:58 PM): Anth ;_;
bigganth (04:10:59 PM): Rie... are you.. okay -Coughs-
bigganth (04:11:28 PM): Did you... get your wish?
omgitsrie (04:11:46 PM): -throws the spork away and crawls to you- I'm alright... but... you... and the wish... I... >.<
bigganth (04:12:40 PM): -Notices a little box under rie before he colapses fomr the beating-
bigganth (04:12:46 PM): Rie....
omgitsrie (04:13:13 PM): -stares at you, marshmellow pieces falling from her hair-
bigganth (04:13:56 PM): -He layed there breathign heavily-
omgitsrie (04:14:47 PM): -places a hand on your shoulder, too worried not to notice the box- Anth... -is at a loss- ... dammit... D:
omgitsrie (04:15:00 PM): ... *to notice
bigganth (04:15:35 PM): -His eyes open slightly- Rie..
bigganth (04:15:53 PM): The box... rie...
bigganth (04:16:28 PM): I'm.. okay. I just need to rest..
omgitsrie (04:17:00 PM): -her eyes grow round- Box? Anth, box?? -looks wildly around and sees the box- That box, Anth?? -reaches for it-
bigganth (04:17:40 PM): -he nods-
bigganth (04:17:45 PM): Yes, yur wish
bigganth (04:17:46 PM): ..
omgitsrie (04:18:07 PM): -she grabs the box, hands trembling-
bigganth (04:18:35 PM): Now, think of what you want, anthing in the world
bigganth (04:18:40 PM): it can be yours rie
bigganth (04:18:53 PM): -He smiles from his beaten face-
omgitsrie (04:19:17 PM): -she looks at you, then at the box, and at you again, returning the smile, though shakily- ... ... anything...
omgitsrie (04:19:22 PM): -closes her eyes-
bigganth (04:19:49 PM): -Closes his eyes and rests-
bigganth (04:19:55 PM): We did it..
omgitsrie (04:21:16 PM): Anth... -with a deep sigh, she places a hand on the box before opening it- ... ... ... Uhm.... -drops the box as she feels the ground trembling-
bigganth (04:21:59 PM): -His eyes open wide- Wa.. Whats happening! This didnt happen with my wish
omgitsrie (04:22:09 PM): Aaaaanth~~ -from the ground, white blobs start to form, slowly piling up and forming a mountain-
omgitsrie (04:22:15 PM): O__o
bigganth (04:22:25 PM): What did you wish for Rie rie
bigganth (04:22:33 PM): -He pulls her behind him-
omgitsrie (04:22:53 PM): -stares at the giggling mountain- Uhm... I... all I kept thinking was how those marshmellows beat you up and...
bigganth (04:23:25 PM): Stand back rie...
omgitsrie (04:23:39 PM): -grabs your shoulders- Whatcha gonna do..?
bigganth (04:23:43 PM): -He pulls out a bottle of flamable liquid-
omgitsrie (04:23:49 PM): Oh crap.
omgitsrie (04:23:55 PM): -backs away-
bigganth (04:24:04 PM): -Grabs the torch-
omgitsrie (04:24:13 PM): This ain't gonna be pretty...
bigganth (04:24:15 PM): Sorry rie.... this is goodbye...
omgitsrie (04:24:22 PM): ANTH??? O.O
bigganth (04:24:33 PM): -Runs towars the blob bringing the flammable liquid cloer to the flame-
omgitsrie (04:24:49 PM): Anth!! -runs towards you and the mountain-
bigganth (04:24:53 PM): >< RUN RIE NOW!
omgitsrie (04:25:00 PM): Nooooo! D:
bigganth (04:25:16 PM): -Runs into the blob and lights the bottle- ...
bigganth (04:26:01 PM): -A huge explosion melts al lthe goo into liquid-
omgitsrie (04:26:26 PM): -watches in horror, her eyes wide and her voice lost-
bigganth (04:27:10 PM): -He layed there covered in burnt goo and blood, his body badly burned... beraly alive-
omgitsrie (04:27:52 PM): -watching the liquid fly high up, and then rain down, she finally gets her legs to move, and runs to you, tears streaming down her face-
omgitsrie (04:28:02 PM): -falls on her knees next to you- Anth!
bigganth (04:29:04 PM): -His hand slowly reaches over to rie-...Rie...safe...
omgitsrie (04:29:56 PM): -gently she places a hand on your cheek- ... ... -then, a thought occurs to her, and she looks around wildly before looking down at you again- ... Anth... Anth, the box... shouldn't there be another box??? -her voice trembles, full of panic-
bigganth (04:31:52 PM): -His breathing low, laying there lifeless he doesn't make a souns-
bigganth (04:31:56 PM): sound*
omgitsrie (04:35:32 PM): -biting down on her lower lip, she shuts her eyes tightly for a moment- Hold on, Anth... -opening them again, she gets to her feet and runs towards the center of the now liquid mountain, grabbing the last spork as she goes- . there must be a box.. must... -panting, she wades through the burning goo, her eyes fixed on the little bump in the middle of it. sporking her way through, she digs through it until the spork hits something- ... !
bigganth (04:36:20 PM): -He flinches in pain and coughs up blood...-
omgitsrie (04:38:29 PM): ... -tossing the spork aside, the digs a box out with her hands, her eyes shining with hope. her ears catching your cough, she bites her lip again, and this time sure of her wish, opens the box- Let it work... -a cliched sphere of light encloses the area within itself, and as it fades, with nearly blinded eyes she looks towards you- Did it... the injuries... -with an effort, she returns to you, the box crumbling in her hands-
bigganth (04:39:54 PM): -His eyes opened up to a bright light and ries face- uhhh.. what happened..
omgitsrie (04:40:45 PM): -a smile breaks on her face- Anth.. how're you feeling...? -she places a hand on your cheek, worry playing across her features-
bigganth (04:41:54 PM): - He slowly pulls himself up holding onto rie- I'm... I;m fine! How did you...
bigganth (04:43:23 PM): All I remember was a blast >< and then seeing you...
omgitsrie (04:43:42 PM): -her head jerks downward, a hand shooting to her chest and a sigh of relief escapes her as she looks up again- The box... there was another box, Anth! -she grabs your arm- I just.. I wished that you'd be okay again, and then there was a bright light and the liquid burnt and and.. -gasping for breath-
bigganth (04:45:44 PM): Another box?! but..how.. -He pulls Rie closer and places her head on his chest- Well it doesn't matter now.. it's finally over, everything is alright. -He whispers to rie- Thank you...
omgitsrie (04:47:20 PM): -starts to tremble as she grabs a hold of your shirt- I don't know... I was just... so worried and... -she tries to level her breath-
bigganth (04:48:55 PM): -He gently rubs her back- It okay Rie just rest now... I'm not going anywhere...
omgitsrie (04:49:56 PM): -lets out a sigh and closes her eyes- Glad you're okay..
bigganth (04:51:35 PM): -He leans close to her and gives a little kisson the cheek- You can have as much popcorn as you like
omgitsrie (04:52:42 PM): -blushes as she looks at you-
bigganth (04:54:15 PM): -He smiles and hugs Rie tightly-
omgitsrie (04:54:38 PM): -smiles back, relieved as she returns the hug-
And so, the marshmellow mountain was defeated, Anth didn't die, Rie's hair didn't set on fire, and we beat those goddamn marshmellows inside the popcorn mountain, which is now safe to dive into.
All's well that ends well.
... or is it?
-a sniggering white blob hops along the street into the sunset-
---
Yes.
-cough-
In other news, I've been pushed, pulled, dragged, stretched and raped in every direction today in the Kumby chat. xD Ah dearie me.
"Kaikki lääkkeet on ihan shaissea, jumalauta!"
(all medication/drugs are shite, FFS!"
x
Sunday, June 28, 2009 8:46 PM
FFS. Cba~~
I'm really fucking pissed off. There I am, enjoying a nice chat in the Kumby Chatango, and Maicher starts fucking concerning himself with my life. For fuck sakes! Yesterday I was talking with a couple of friends there, and mentioned I was stressed. Then this dick and one other start going omg omg omg rei is sressed, rei y u stressd??!11! u nedd help, 1800-lifeline (or some other shit) and so forth.
And there's me thinking... wth? THEN they start going on about me getting a job in the adult business. Yeah, I can take a joke. But when it goes overboard... when people start talking for me... when it goes beyond funny and becomes just plain fucking annoying...
å03å¨wohnå09g'3toöwrlFUCKTARDS.
And again, today, Maicher started going on how I need help and how he's gonna help me even if it kills me, he just wants me to live happily, and I just... fuck, I got so sick of it. MY FUCKING LIFE. Does NOT concern you, him, that one there, her, them, those, God, Satan, Santa, or the fucking senile granny living with her fucking cats.
MY LIFE. Fuck.
/vent over.
"hitting the walls uselessly, leaving everything unsaid"
x
I'm really fucking pissed off. There I am, enjoying a nice chat in the Kumby Chatango, and Maicher starts fucking concerning himself with my life. For fuck sakes! Yesterday I was talking with a couple of friends there, and mentioned I was stressed. Then this dick and one other start going omg omg omg rei is sressed, rei y u stressd??!11! u nedd help, 1800-lifeline (or some other shit) and so forth.
And there's me thinking... wth? THEN they start going on about me getting a job in the adult business. Yeah, I can take a joke. But when it goes overboard... when people start talking for me... when it goes beyond funny and becomes just plain fucking annoying...
å03å¨wohnå09g'3toöwrlFUCKTARDS.
And again, today, Maicher started going on how I need help and how he's gonna help me even if it kills me, he just wants me to live happily, and I just... fuck, I got so sick of it. MY FUCKING LIFE. Does NOT concern you, him, that one there, her, them, those, God, Satan, Santa, or the fucking senile granny living with her fucking cats.
MY LIFE. Fuck.
/vent over.
"hitting the walls uselessly, leaving everything unsaid"
x
Thursday, June 25, 2009 11:50 PM
Nante~~~~?!
So I'm on ep 124 in Naruto... just finished LOLing at ep 123... I used to only like Kakashi (mmm, Kakashi-senseiii~~) -coughcough- but, after ep 123, Rock Lee and Drunken Fist... omg. I heart Rock Lee alot now. ALOT.
Yeaaaah... and Scright looks like him.
Gomenasai.....
Scright...
... and Rock Lee
I do think Scright should've cosplayed Rock Lee when he still sported that hairstyle xD
Okay... I only wanted to update for Rock Lee. x3
Back to Naruto and "Drunken Fist". xD
"SUIKEN!"
x
So I'm on ep 124 in Naruto... just finished LOLing at ep 123... I used to only like Kakashi (mmm, Kakashi-senseiii~~) -coughcough- but, after ep 123, Rock Lee and Drunken Fist... omg. I heart Rock Lee alot now. ALOT.
Yeaaaah... and Scright looks like him.
Gomenasai.....Scright...
... and Rock Lee
I do think Scright should've cosplayed Rock Lee when he still sported that hairstyle xD
Okay... I only wanted to update for Rock Lee. x3
Back to Naruto and "Drunken Fist". xD
"SUIKEN!"
x
Monday, June 15, 2009 10:12 PM
"Don't mess with my ducktales. Don't fuck my duck."
-from "Rumble"
I've just accidentally seen a fucking weird but funny and messed up film. It's got the style of Grease, and the ideal of "Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies". Although it's 2002, so HaKGtM must've copied :P Teh lulz. I don't know whether or not it can be found subtitled.. actually, no, only finnish people would get it. But if you're finnish, or understand the language... watch it. Fuck yeah. It was great. Haha.
In completely unrelated news....
I fucking got accepted for the audiovisual course, and will be a student again starting on the 6th of August 2009. :DD
Only thing that's bothering me is.. when I finish the education in 2012, I'll be close to 26 y. Aaaand most of the others would be 20 y or so. THAT's fucking jokes. I feel like crying. Lmao. I'll be the Granny. Ohnoes.
Ah well.
Naruto's up to 84 now. -coughcough- Fuck off and stop calling me a loser, you people.
Actually, I don't care. W/e.
Hmmh.. my hair feels weiiiiird... Space'll probably call it hair-murder, but I chopped off half of my hair today. And nooo~~ it's not lopsided, it's just... short. :P
Don't know why you needed to know that. Oh wait... you didn't. Ha.
I guess I'll get off my lazy fat ass and go draw commissions and birthday card for dad.
Apparently, my art as it is atm is worth around 2m in-game currency on Subeta. I need to improve, dammit.
Fuckevittu. YEAH.
"right here, right now. you punch like a drunken rider."
x
I've just accidentally seen a fucking weird but funny and messed up film. It's got the style of Grease, and the ideal of "Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies". Although it's 2002, so HaKGtM must've copied :P Teh lulz. I don't know whether or not it can be found subtitled.. actually, no, only finnish people would get it. But if you're finnish, or understand the language... watch it. Fuck yeah. It was great. Haha.
In completely unrelated news....
I fucking got accepted for the audiovisual course, and will be a student again starting on the 6th of August 2009. :DD
Only thing that's bothering me is.. when I finish the education in 2012, I'll be close to 26 y. Aaaand most of the others would be 20 y or so. THAT's fucking jokes. I feel like crying. Lmao. I'll be the Granny. Ohnoes.
Ah well.
Naruto's up to 84 now. -coughcough- Fuck off and stop calling me a loser, you people.
Actually, I don't care. W/e.
Hmmh.. my hair feels weiiiiird... Space'll probably call it hair-murder, but I chopped off half of my hair today. And nooo~~ it's not lopsided, it's just... short. :P
Don't know why you needed to know that. Oh wait... you didn't. Ha.
I guess I'll get off my lazy fat ass and go draw commissions and birthday card for dad.
Apparently, my art as it is atm is worth around 2m in-game currency on Subeta. I need to improve, dammit.
Fuckevittu. YEAH.
"right here, right now. you punch like a drunken rider."
x
Friday, June 12, 2009 1:27 AM
Hmmh.
So. Probably getting the results from that entrance exam today.. well, practically today, seeing it's past midnight and friday already... Not sure how I feel about it, haven't paid that much attention to the passing of time and so haven't had much time to be nervous.
But fuck.
Now that I HAVE thought about it... what the hell do I do if I don't get in? Yeah, my dad and them keep saying you will get in, it's a said.
But it isn't. At all. Maybe I shouldn't have listened to them at all and got my hopes up, even slightly. The fall I take will be just that much greater.
I guess that's the reason I never hold hope with things like this.. or anything, as a matter of fact. I don't want to get disappointent, I don't like getting crushed.
Is it a good thing, or a bad thing, I have no fucking clue.
... On a completely unrelated note, just finished watching Naruto Season 2. And fuck off. Dun come telling me I'm uncool.
I actually like it... plus, I have a thing for Kakashi~~ Rofl.
Okay. Yeah. W/e. :P Off to start Season 3, yay~~
"brick'd."
x
So. Probably getting the results from that entrance exam today.. well, practically today, seeing it's past midnight and friday already... Not sure how I feel about it, haven't paid that much attention to the passing of time and so haven't had much time to be nervous.
But fuck.
Now that I HAVE thought about it... what the hell do I do if I don't get in? Yeah, my dad and them keep saying you will get in, it's a said.
But it isn't. At all. Maybe I shouldn't have listened to them at all and got my hopes up, even slightly. The fall I take will be just that much greater.
I guess that's the reason I never hold hope with things like this.. or anything, as a matter of fact. I don't want to get disappointent, I don't like getting crushed.
Is it a good thing, or a bad thing, I have no fucking clue.
... On a completely unrelated note, just finished watching Naruto Season 2. And fuck off. Dun come telling me I'm uncool.
I actually like it... plus, I have a thing for Kakashi~~ Rofl.
Okay. Yeah. W/e. :P Off to start Season 3, yay~~
"brick'd."
x
Sunday, June 7, 2009 12:18 AM
Haha.
Just found a kewl new acronym.
I dun care if I'm late in finding out about it. I like it. Haa.
YSOSRS is my new word. Acronym. Whatever.
(this image is copyright to Keith Kurson/Subeta)
"why so serious?"
x
Just found a kewl new acronym.
I dun care if I'm late in finding out about it. I like it. Haa.
YSOSRS is my new word. Acronym. Whatever.
(this image is copyright to Keith Kurson/Subeta)
"why so serious?"
x
Friday, June 5, 2009 1:54 PM
Been nearly a week, dayummmm.
Fucking powercut yesterday. I had just started a planned Naruto marathon, when everything just went... dim. I was able to watch half-way through the 2nd episode when it started buffering, and because I wasn't connected... well it doesn't need explaining.
I'll fucking shove the electricity bills up the Vattenfall people's asses.
Had a weiiiiird dream last night... it had pirates, and ninjas, and carnage. Lmao.
No, I remember at one point in it I had my hair cut, and everyone kept saying it looks like a back-to-front chicken's ass on my head... basically short at the back, yet still kept my long fringe. Thanks. Haha.
It also had my cousin Matti's future(?) fiancee in it... and the two girls my dad and Britta fostered earlier this year, Nanne and Peppi. Nanne was herself, but Peppi wasn't, she was just a nameless baby. Hmm... And Nanne, oh dear god. Same as in real life, maybe even if worse if that's possible. I don't know why I was explaining how to eat a sandwich to her (she's 4), but Matti's fiancee (Jaana) came to help me... and Nanne wouldn't listen, to me nor her... she said/did something rude to Jaana, and O told Nanne not to treat her like a dog. Weiiiiird.
Then it had an interesting salad-bowl... Well, not really a bowl, it was sorta like one of those layer-trays that are used in weddings and such, only it was made of four rectangular glassboxes, the bottom one large and then getting smaller. It had mixed salad in each of the boxes, and the top one (smallest) had also tofu. My brother was just making grilled cheese sandwiches near it, and I noticed the top box was leaking (wtf??). I went to ask him who was the person who last touched the top one, but he didn't answer, just tried to run off. So I did some sort of martial arts move on him and pinned him.
Sorta like the takedown in Sambo:
... fuck knows. Just before I woke up, he passed out and I went to finish making his sandwiches.
If anyone can tell me what the fuck all this bloody means, please do share. LOLOL.
"don't think i won't catch you if you fall"
x
Fucking powercut yesterday. I had just started a planned Naruto marathon, when everything just went... dim. I was able to watch half-way through the 2nd episode when it started buffering, and because I wasn't connected... well it doesn't need explaining.
I'll fucking shove the electricity bills up the Vattenfall people's asses.
Had a weiiiiird dream last night... it had pirates, and ninjas, and carnage. Lmao.
No, I remember at one point in it I had my hair cut, and everyone kept saying it looks like a back-to-front chicken's ass on my head... basically short at the back, yet still kept my long fringe. Thanks. Haha.
It also had my cousin Matti's future(?) fiancee in it... and the two girls my dad and Britta fostered earlier this year, Nanne and Peppi. Nanne was herself, but Peppi wasn't, she was just a nameless baby. Hmm... And Nanne, oh dear god. Same as in real life, maybe even if worse if that's possible. I don't know why I was explaining how to eat a sandwich to her (she's 4), but Matti's fiancee (Jaana) came to help me... and Nanne wouldn't listen, to me nor her... she said/did something rude to Jaana, and O told Nanne not to treat her like a dog. Weiiiiird.
Then it had an interesting salad-bowl... Well, not really a bowl, it was sorta like one of those layer-trays that are used in weddings and such, only it was made of four rectangular glassboxes, the bottom one large and then getting smaller. It had mixed salad in each of the boxes, and the top one (smallest) had also tofu. My brother was just making grilled cheese sandwiches near it, and I noticed the top box was leaking (wtf??). I went to ask him who was the person who last touched the top one, but he didn't answer, just tried to run off. So I did some sort of martial arts move on him and pinned him.
Sorta like the takedown in Sambo:
... fuck knows. Just before I woke up, he passed out and I went to finish making his sandwiches.
If anyone can tell me what the fuck all this bloody means, please do share. LOLOL.
"don't think i won't catch you if you fall"
x
